Vegan French Fry Round Up
Richard Ramirez Questionnaire
Favourite Sports: Rugby, Football, Boxing
Favourite Music: Heavy Metal
Favourite Actress: Samantha Strong
Favourite Vacation Spot: URANUS
Favourite Food: Women’s feet
Favourite Color: Red
Pastimes / Hobbies: Traveling and measuring coffins
Biggest Like: Cocaine
Biggest Dislike: Hypocrites, Authority
Make a Wish: To have my finger on a nuclear trigger device
What do you look for in a girl: Nice Ass, Good Legs
Perfect way to spend a date: Moonlit night drinking rum at a cemetary
Describe Yourself: Asshole - and proud of it
Motto: Live each day as if it’s your last.
If you like a girl, how do you get a girl to notice you?: I pull out my gun
What’s one thing you’d change about yourself?: Not a damn thing, except where I’m at.
How has your life changed as a result of your success?: Privacy is a thing of the past.
What’s your message to your fans?: Keep your spirit strong.
There’s something more important.
Japanese River Otters have been declared extinct.
This is now a Japanese River Otter appreciation and memorial post.
RIP little otters, there was nothing you could do.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’